Friday, January 4, 2008

Somehow this sounds worse than Red Bull

Something that makes Red Bull sound healthy

2 comments:

jcbell said...

Eeek! Does the drug industry have no shame?

mermaidintherudder said...

I've crushed Vivarin and inhaled the little, yellow lines instead of sleeping when I was working on the ships. It was better than the injections, I figured.

I believe the drug industry came up with a product to alleviate all symptoms of shame with only minor side effects like upset stomach, ulcers, migraines, nausea, runny doodie, dizziness, infertility, multiple births, evilness, staff downsizing, and wealth.