Friday, January 4, 2008

Somehow this sounds worse than Red Bull

Something that makes Red Bull sound healthy


jcbell said...

Eeek! Does the drug industry have no shame?

mermaidintherudder said...

I've crushed Vivarin and inhaled the little, yellow lines instead of sleeping when I was working on the ships. It was better than the injections, I figured.

I believe the drug industry came up with a product to alleviate all symptoms of shame with only minor side effects like upset stomach, ulcers, migraines, nausea, runny doodie, dizziness, infertility, multiple births, evilness, staff downsizing, and wealth.